“I will not call you a whore for being sexually active. I will, however, call you a whore for stealing my food.”— Thor
😂😂
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HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.
WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.
I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
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778,624 plays
if you guys buy these I will physically manifest in your house and kick your ass
apple is a fashion company
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“I will not call you a whore for being sexually active. I will, however, call you a whore for stealing my food.”— Thor
😂😂
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@ slack’s emoji artist turn on your location i wanna talk
astrology is gay you heard it here first folks
oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag
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- Cool AND cute protags
- Adorable starters
- Great rivals with unique goals and personalities
- Awesome Gym Leaders / Elite Four members
- INCREDIBLE POKÉMON
- Amazing and interesting villains
- Unova is a great region to explore
- N. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE HIM
- The champion is a 12-year-old girl in a huge pink dress who wields dragons
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name one difference between birds and children
CHILDREN HAVE EYEBROWS
think again
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I don’t think parents realize exactly how much their relationship dynamics affects the future relationships of their children
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…holy shit
None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11
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